David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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