if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize
