We're facebook friends in real life
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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