this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Houston, we have a blender
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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