i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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