She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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