That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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