Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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