Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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