My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
the liver wants what the liver wants
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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