Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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