Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
