: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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