Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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