Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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