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As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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