so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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