My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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