I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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