I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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