I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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