is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
