I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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