you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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