i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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