why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My pussy is not your playground.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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