There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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