PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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