The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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