it's too hot outside to masturbate.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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