I feel like abortions should bother me more
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
nutella sex= disaster
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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