problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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