I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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