Pappa wants mamma naked
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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