I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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