Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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