Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
