It's Friday. Sex?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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