Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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