Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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