The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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