Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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