I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Found your dick twin last night
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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