Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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