He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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