I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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