I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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