She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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