FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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