Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
COCAINE IS GR8
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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