Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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