even my farts smell like vagina
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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