You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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