we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I have aggressive nipples.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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