I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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