'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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