You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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