I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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